Posts : 132 Join date : 2014-05-23 Age : 27 Location : CA
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Wed May 13, 2015 11:15 pm
Davison had some pretty funny dialogue "Who is Antler? WHO IS ANTLER? Antler, the human asks about you! What do I tell it? All right. All right... Yes, yes, of course. Who Antler is, not important to you. Antler wants that you deal with me"
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Posts : 137 Join date : 2015-05-11 Age : 27 Location : The Capitol Wasteland
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Fri May 15, 2015 4:26 am
Diegonom wrote:
Davison had some pretty funny dialogue "Who is Antler? WHO IS ANTLER? Antler, the human asks about you! What do I tell it? All right. All right... Yes, yes, of course. Who Antler is, not important to you. Antler wants that you deal with me"
Hahaha, How did I forget about that one, I have to change my vote to that one. I will never forget my initial reaction to Davison. First of all he scared the crap out of me because he had a giant sword that looked like it could insta kill me and second of all he was talking to a skull. Now I just go do that quest so I can laugh at the amazing diolouge.
nkorea
Posts : 38 Join date : 2015-04-19 Age : 27 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Wed May 27, 2015 11:43 pm
The intro to OWB was outstanding. The first time I played that on the PS3 I burst out laughing, I was really, really impressed with that DLC. Really funny and enjoyable. I hope we see more of that kind of dialogue in F4.
prodlimen
Posts : 50 Join date : 2015-05-30 Location : Mexico, City
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sat May 30, 2015 2:57 pm
The feuding couple from Fallout 2 in Broken hills, when the SM husband asks his SM wife where's his porn magazine (cat's paw).
SM Husband: *Searching*
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SM Husband: Where's my Cat's Paw?
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SM Husband: You threw it out again, didn't you?
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SM Wife: Hmphhh....
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SM Wife: What do you need that filth for when you've got me right here?!
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hollowtips18
Posts : 236 Join date : 2015-01-17 Age : 23 Location : New York
Character sheet Name: Courier 7 Faction: NCR Level: 38
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sat May 30, 2015 5:51 pm
NCRCF: Yeaaa who won the lottery? I did@ Smell that air couldn't you just drink it like booze? Me: by. NCRCF: bye (in a calm way)
CrimsonBalls17
Posts : 82 Join date : 2014-06-16 Age : 36 Location : California
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Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sun May 31, 2015 2:21 am
My favorite is the gambler that is outside the Nellis AFB, "Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!" gets me every time
Overdone
Posts : 320 Join date : 2015-04-29 Age : 28 Location : Nebraska, US
Character sheet Name: Rayford Faction: Independent Level: 24
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sun May 31, 2015 5:17 am
Doctor Klein in OWB when you meet them for the first time, there's a science check that has you hold a hand.
"NOW IT'S HOLDING UP A FULL ARRAY OF HAND PENISES."
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ApexRaptor
Posts : 256 Join date : 2015-04-13 Age : 28 Location : San Diego, California
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sun May 31, 2015 5:26 am
Muggy from Old World Blues. His dialogue is absolutely gut wrenching hilarious.
Tekkers
Posts : 257 Join date : 2015-04-16 Location : The Batcave.
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sun May 31, 2015 7:51 am
Going into that Garry vault where every fucking inhabitant just spammed, ''GARRY, garrry, GARRY!'' over and over was hilarious for me.
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prodlimen
Posts : 50 Join date : 2015-05-30 Location : Mexico, City
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sun May 31, 2015 3:30 pm
If you bring along Lily with you to Violet's trailer, she talks with her dogs
Lily: Nice puppies...
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Lily: ...do doggies want treats?.
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versus_you
Posts : 142 Join date : 2014-10-16 Age : 31 Location : Outer Haven
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Sun May 31, 2015 4:46 pm
I like when you first get to Novac and you talk to No-Bark, such a funny "Crazy" old man. Very funny and interesting dialogue.
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nkorea
Posts : 38 Join date : 2015-04-19 Age : 27 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:40 pm
Oh yeah. I remember that. Something about the Commies painting something on the moon. I don't know. It was funny.
vulcanic
Posts : 141 Join date : 2015-06-13
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:26 pm
Nipton lottery winner lmao, or the star bottle cap old guy, love when niner says some old man woke me up yelling about bottle caps so i put a cap in him he wont be bothering us lol
SuperDuperMutant
Posts : 67 Join date : 2015-02-22 Age : 31 Location : Mariposa
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:24 pm
The best stuff is said by a low Int Courier, especially when buying implants at the Nev Vegas Medical Clinic and anything at HELIOS.
For more stupid, I recommend the Low Intelligence Roleplay mod by senterpat on the Nexus. It mixes perfectly with the vanilla low-int events.
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Posts : 2775 Join date : 2014-02-23 Age : 34 Location : Philadelphia, PA
Character sheet Name: Nova Faction: Brotherhood of Steel Level: 70
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:36 pm
Never forget, low intelligence response by Ranger Milo.
"You're one of them "special" folks, ain't you?"
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SpaceLord21
Posts : 337 Join date : 2015-05-25 Age : 106 Location : the Shivering Isles
Character sheet Name: the Madgod Faction: Daedric Princes Level: 999
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:47 pm
The stuff you get to say to Moira during the Wasteland Survival Guide. Like "I'm a ghost and I'm here to haunt you for making me help you with that stupid book! Boo!"
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kravisl1
Posts : 66 Join date : 2015-06-28 Age : 31
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:27 pm
I find the conversations super mutants have to be funny in Fallout 3. ''I was just wondering.. waddyu doin? something good? something fun? me I'm bored need somebody to kill or something to eat..''
''shutuuup u stupid leave me alone all you do is complain'' ''aaah nevermind... talk with you is... stupid.''
metallic0925
Posts : 72 Join date : 2015-06-05 Location : New York
Subject: Re: Funny Fallout character dialogue Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:02 am
Pretty much anything from Old World Blues would have me in hysterics. Though Muggy was my favorite in the Sink, I have to give props to the Toaster: "Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?" And I always loved talking to No-Bark. So crazy, but so many hidden truths.
Tray
Posts : 53 Join date : 2015-06-01 Age : 27 Location : London
"No-bark, because they know what I say its no bark!" And "I get caught by the legion and then in comes the powder gangers grim-f***ing reaper!" Those made me lol, among a lot of others. Fallout 3 and NV are really funny, I specially love the GOAT test in FO3.
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