Anybody have any favorite funny line from any fallout games? Please name the character who said it.

"Your getting to close Shamus!" - Capt Curtis (Fallout New Vegas).

Hahaha, love that one.

No Bark had some awesome Dialogue

"But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

Raul comments during the come fly with me quest,"don't eat me,eat the smooth skin."

I thought that was quite funny.

Pretty much anything that came out of Sulik's mouth especially refering to Grampy Bone. (Fallout2)

The entirety of the dialog from Old world blues

Completely forgot OWB. Yes that is some good stuff with P**** hand thingies

AussieShepherd117 wrote:

No Bark had some awesome Dialogue

"But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

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Yes! No bark is hilarious, I like this one "Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it."

Box Car has some funny lines

The dialogue in old world blues is great, entertained me for hours on end.

A lot of the lines that could be said by the Lone Wanderer in F3 were pretty hilarious, if that counts. The most memorable for me being the exchange between LW and Defender Rockfowl. "How about I skip right to calling you 'Coco'?" I don't know why, but that line got me pretty good.

The response's to the Great Khans in Boulder City.
We shot you in the head!
"I got better..."
OR
"I'm a ghost! OOOOOOOO"

haha Love just switching between those two.

That conversation is golden ZombieRedneck.

Muggy from OWB and Mr Fantastic from Helios one have the BEST dialogue

"Eating, Drinking, Farting, and Screwing."
"We rub each other wrong all night long."

Oh Dukov...

"Dogs? Good dogs! My dogs! Fiend dogs. Tear you up, arf arf arf! Ha ha!" - oh Violet, wish you've been made a companion. Carzy characters are the funniest. And they're loyal.

Rose of Sharon Cassidy: "They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name". Made me chuckle.

Mr. Fantastic has my vote. He is so dumb and full of himself to the point where I just laugh at him and carry on with my day. It's really funny too, if you activate the beam and kill the NCR at the station then the legion take over and he actually turns legion and wears their uniforms. I absolutely love it.

That poor kid Thomas by Nipton. He really thought he was gonna get the girl in the end, but she just wanted his SS Star Caps...smh that guy is naïve in a very harsh world.