Today I post a topic about your craziest GTAV experience. It could be glitches, fails, plenty of other stuff. I'll start off with my experience which just happened yesterday! Basically I switched to Michael in single player mode and what happens is that I see another Michael in Trevor's trailer! I'm like, "wtfff?" So I ran him over a few times but he has this sort of animation which isn't ragdoll. So I decided I'll get 3 stars and have him kill the police. The police however came after me and so I left and died.... Luckily I took a few selfies with Michael #2 before dying!

Maybe not my craziest, but yesterday I chased a dog from Richards Majestic Movie Set to the eastern highway towards grapeseed. My phone went off and when I checked it I got hit by a car. Got up and the dog was gone. No where in sight. So I wasted 10 minutes chasing a dog!

The first few days when GTA Online came out, me and my friends try to rob a convenient store. But while we were pointing our gun at the store clerk someone hit me and I thought it was one of my friends, but it was a npc who ran into the store thinking he can be hero. So in the end I died and everything was ruined.

Damn, sounds like some unfortunate events

well mine would have to be when i was driving then someone shot me and then i died... crazy right?
nah just kidding my craziest moment in GTA would be taking chop for a walk and then throwing a grenade, BY ACCIDENT(for the record) and then him grabbing it, then the grenade exploding. then cause it was right next to a gas station that exploded, and then i went flying into the air, plummeting to my death.
so life lesson today kids: dont eat carrots while walking your dog.

ABakedPotato1234 wrote:

well mine would have to be when i was driving then someone shot me and then i died... crazy right?
nah just kidding my craziest moment in GTA would be taking chop for a walk and then throwing a grenade, BY ACCIDENT(for the record) and then him grabbing it, then the grenade exploding. then cause it was right next to a gas station that exploded, and then i went flying into the air, plummeting to my death.
so life lesson today kids: dont eat carrots while walking your dog.

Damn, that is one crazy event! And are you sure those were carrots because you need some good eyes. Aha! Get it? No? Ok.. But still sounds like a crazy event.

Mr. Crepsley wrote:

ABakedPotato1234 wrote:

well mine would have to be when i was driving then someone shot me and then i died... crazy right?
nah just kidding my craziest moment in GTA would be taking chop for a walk and then throwing a grenade, BY ACCIDENT(for the record) and then him grabbing it, then the grenade exploding. then cause it was right next to a gas station that exploded, and then i went flying into the air, plummeting to my death.
so life lesson today kids: dont eat carrots while walking your dog.

  Damn, that is one crazy event! And are you sure those were carrots because you need some good eyes. Aha! Get it? No? Ok.. But still sounds like a crazy event.

you shove them into your eyes. right? oh and i forgot to put in there i saw chop while i was falling. im pretty sure he was dead. not by the grenade but by, you know... the air.

ME and 3 of my guild buddies where plaing in a public session having fun with a runnig gun battles between other people in the session. about 30 mins in to our session we had a drunk, brash, open mic trash talking hillbilly player join the session.

for the next 45 mins this guy joined in the gun battles but every kill was accomnied by trash talking. By trash talking i mean homopobic and racial slurs.

one of my guild happens to be black, another happens to be BI, both are playing with me at the time. so obviosly this was pissing them off.

so we decided to teach the dickhole a lesson and spent the rest of the session killing him over and over and over again. we would wait till his respawn invulnerability wore off and kill him again. we killed him over and over for almost 2 hours he's ocasionally get one of us but there was always at least one other person there to kill him straight after. we would even on occasion let him get away just so we could chase him down and kill him again. Eventually he rage quit.

TLDR; a open mic homopobic and racist was killed over and over till was forced to rage quit by me.

Hehe I only played GTA V once but it was crazy enough.
I played it on Playstation4 and as a Xboxer I had no idea wich button I had to press,but after some time I got it.So it was friday and we did not knew what to do,driving to a Strip Club was a brilliant idea. So I took the most expensive looking car in his garage and after I flew in the air (I have no idea how this could happened) I was on the way to the Club.On the way there some gangs attacked me and destroyed the car.So I was killed and took his other car wich I damaged badly and lost on the way to the club.In the Club I knocked down some dancers and then the police came I was arested and all my ammo was gone.
My friend was pissed and wanted to play the storyline.He had to photograph 2 people having some "special fun" .
This was my first and last experience playing GTA V.I dont know why I don't buy the game,it looks like fun and stuff but I have better other things to play.

Great lessons to be known here! Lesson# 1, Make sure those were actually carrots! Lesson #2 Shove carrots up your eyes, DEFINITELY will help. Lesson #3 and most obvious, don't be a dick and judge a person's race. Lesson #4 never try to look good when going to a strip club... It's bad luck.. And that's all for this session folks! Until next time!!! Lol those were pretty funny stories though

jaffa_5 wrote:

TLDR; a open mic homopobic and racist was killed over and over till was forced to rage quit by me.

That's pretty funny, but still, it's what he wanted.
Getting provoked because of a provocation is probably the most dumb thing one can do.

I do like roleplaying, peaceful playing, organizing events instead of blind killing and such, but everytime I see people who take themselves a bit too seriously, I know it's my time to shine, and I harass them to the best of my abilities simply because in this cruel world I'm allowed to have my cruel fun.

If he actually wasn't trolling, and he was like the real life incarnation of Jimmy, then yeah, that can be annoying. But only if he micspams.

TLDR; Never get provoked by provocations or you'll be in for a very hard journey.

Eetterinakki wrote:

TLDR; Never get provoked by provocations or you'll be in for a very hard journey.

oh he wasn't trolling he was just a jimmy playing by him self. we could also hear his wife/girlfriend yelling at him about taking trash out and not to swear in front of their kid.

Also I really enjoy trolling people who insist on having a open mic on public servers, if all they do is use it to be an ignorant cock nugget.

I had a love/hate relationship with the crate drops. I didn't begin playing GTA online until a few months ago, and trying to get the Manhunt mask was near impossible. The hackers knocking the servers offline ate up a lot of the day that it was available. Then, trying to find a room with enough players online made it even more difficult. Finally, I enter a room with enough players but by the time it spawned it was a huge server wide battle. I ended up getting into a shootout with several players and right when I think I had killed everyone in the area I get killed by someone in a jet or helo. I ended up turning off my 360, but in hindsight that was a pretty good fight.

The next day I read on reddit some people ended up on servers where no one cared about the crates and just casually walked up and killed the NPC guarding it and got their mask.

I just recently purchased GTA V for the PC. I found a sailboat and decided to cruise around the coast of LS. My first encounter seemed to be 2 backpackers walking far from civilization. needless to say I tried to get them on the boat and ended up killing them. My second encounter was with a group of young people having a party and taking selfies. I rammed my boat into them.

I usually hunt people with bounties on their heads in free mode when I'm not doing heists. So this one dude had a pretty large bounty of $9000. I  chased after him for a little bit but he ended up killing me. It was funny because he was fleeing to a more remote part of the map like a real fugitive would.

Anyways, as I was pursuing him, I came across multiple people who were hindering my progress. Like when I was traveling through the desert, there was this guy on an ATV who kept chasing me and trying to kill me. Then when I got to the forest area/mountains, there were 2 people there helping my quarry escape and it was almost like a build up to a cheesy action movie.

I finally tracked him down back to the city of Los Santos and an epic car chase ensued with almost everybody in the game involved. My quarry crashed his car near the big construction site and he started to flee on foot. He made his way up to the unfinished building with me on his heels and I finally had him cornered.

A firefight on top of the building between both of us lasted about 2 minutes when I finally popped him in the head with a lucky shot from my heavy pistol. His body rag-dolled off the building and plummeted to the ground right when his friends were arriving with an escape helicopter.

Hollywood blockbuster material or nah? I was amazed how it all played out.